Barkfolio / Very good credentials
Give your pet the professional recognition they absolutely haven’t earned. Turn a photo and three little details into a funny, official-looking résumé made to share.
For proud pet parents. And their very unqualified pets.
Career status
Open to treats.
*In the snack department only.
Small project. Clear promises.
The personality-to-paper pipeline
That stolen sock? Initiative. That afternoon nap? Energy management. We see the potential.
Golden retriever · Full-time good dog
Experience
2019–Present
Barked at 4,000+ delivery drivers. Maintained a strict no-empty-laps policy. Conducted daily inspections of unattended sandwiches.
Core competencies
Illustrative sample. Actual credentials may be even sillier.
Pick a favorite photo. The dignified portrait or the gloriously goofy one—both belong here.
Name, breed, worst habit. Three quick answers are the raw material for an entirely unserious career.
A ready-to-post image for showing off. A clean, high-resolution download when you want to keep it.
Choose their next career move
Keep it casual with a shareable résumé, or give those questionable qualifications a permanent home.
Browse available optionsGenerate and share a watermarked image.
Free
For the proud pet parent
High-resolution file. No watermark. All personality.
$9
Framed prints and mugs are planned. Availability and final pricing will be listed in the shop.
$25–40
Planned range
Their career starts here
Zero ambition required. A little personality goes a long way.